Puppy Love - This e-puppy USB toy is like your pet assistant - It will read your email and word documents. It also allows you to hear internet radio or play music. The built in microphone allows you to record messages and notes. It also has a LED on its stomach for E-Mail notification.
And the puppy would never ask for food. You can even tune down the barking volume so that your co-workers do get to hear the letters of your girlfriend.
Related: Listen to email or Word documents inside iPod
E-Puppy Personal Communicator [via, Ubergizmo]
